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life in the fast lane: i'm really weird and picky about fruits/veggies

life-inthe-fast-lane:

i can’t eat anything that’s mushy. at all.

grapes & blueberries have to be super crisp and tart.

tomatoes have to be immaculate.

i can’t eat bananas if they’re not completely yellow with a little bit of green on the top/bottom. DON’T GIVE ME A BRUISE OR A BROWN SPOT.

i can’t eat bruised…

#teamgreenbanana

the—chairman:

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

I’ve been saying this for years.

Back progresses quickest ;-/ wahhh
Life isn’t easy for anyone. Just make the most of your situation and roll with it.
life-inthe-fast-lane: thedixiewolf: Lololol I’m sorry I’m not sorry. BAHAHAHAHAH

McSteamy > McDreamy

whorville:

Happy has five letters
Pizza has five letters

This is no coincidence

tactical-facepalm: http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/
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